1:18 I'm Feeling Lucky

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If I wear a hat that says I’m angry, does that mean I am? You’ve had complicated questions long before there were instant, uncomplicated answers.


I saw my mother alone in the window. I don’t want to say anything else about it, except that I wish we had finally put the curtains up, so that I didn’t have to see my mother alone in the window.


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My mother’s puppets. They lived just a wall away, slept just a wall away. Lived in their old yellow and red boxes so soft from time, the aged cellophane a blanket over their everywhere-jointed little bodies, lifeless, still and connected by strings. There were over 30 of them and she ordered more each day. Each afternoon I’d come home to an eBay window on the monitor, an active auction counting down for a clown or an old man or a ballerina or devil. I’d see that she was always the highest bidder. I’d see that she wanted all of them, wanted to add each and every one to her little family. The strange, boxed family of a pseudo-collector. They lay in their boxes like tiny bodies in coffins. She opened them all once when they arrived, showed me once, made them dance for me just once, but only for a little while. She spoke of the giant puppet theater she would build one day for my children, and then that was it. Back in its box it went, straight into the closet, next to all the others, on top of all the others. At night I imagined each new puppet in its box, its eyes moving round in the darkness, buried alive, its painted smile still frozen in cracking permanence. I swore I could hear them breathing in their paper coffins.


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When he runs into you again someday, you will have just bought a very soft and warm robe from a department store. It will be in a large plastic shopping bag, but the top will be open just enough so he can see the light blue (or pink) plush. He will think that you must be getting on well, to be buying such a lovely thing for yourself. You are the sole beneficiary of a soft robe from a nice department store. He’ll think about that for a second or maybe two as you both walk back to your respective cars, your robe in its plastic bag hitting your right knee – then the back of your left – as you fumble for your keys. He won’t know that you could have cried because the woman who helped you pick out the robe had been so nice that you’d had to pretend to drop something, had to bend down to keep water from falling out of your eyes when she’d asked what had brought you to the very nice department store on that day. Her question had been innocent but the hardest ones always are. You’ll wear the robe for the rest of the afternoon, the night. Fall asleep in it.



I’ve always found Raskolnikov to be a strong, solid name.